Gary Satan by Sixty Seven Sins – 3.5g

Gary Satan from Sixty Seven Sins isn’t just flower—it’s a full-on experience. Grown in small batches, pheno-hunted from seed, and dialed in to perfection, this indica-dominant hybrid is loud, flavourful, and devastatingly strong. As you crack the bag, a complex aroma greets you—sweet earth layered with sharp pine and citrus. That fusion carries over into the smoke, which is velvety smooth and full of depth. The buds themselves are a work of art: deep green with flashes of navy blue, densely packed, and frosted to the core. Available now at Potherb Cannabis Dispensary in Mississauga, Gary Satan is for anyone ready to clock out and tune in.

Lineage:

Gary Payton x Jealousy

Look and Feel of Flower:

Gary Satan buds are dark and dramatic, featuring a mix of forest green and navy-blue tones. The nugs are chunky and dense with a heavy coat of shimmering trichomes. Every nug is perfectly hand-trimmed, showing off Sixty Seven Sins’ small-batch craft quality.

Aroma / Taste:

Sweet and earthy notes come forward first, followed by a sharp piney zest and citrus bite. The inhale is creamy and flavorful, while the exhale leaves a lingering mix of spice and citrus. It’s a bold profile that smokes clean from start to finish.

Terpenes:

Linalool, Alpha-Pinene, Beta-Pinene

Typical Effects:

This indica-dominant strain hits fast and hits heavy. Couch lock sets in quickly, accompanied by a wave of euphoria that melts both body and mind. The high can be disorienting in the best way—ideal for winding down hard after a long day. Pair it with your comfiest couch, snacks, and a low-effort movie.